Height: 6'0" (183 cm)
Nationality: 🇺🇸 USA
Michael (AKA Horney, Horns, Horndawg, Mick, Big Baller, Small Baller, Mikey Moneybags, and Swag City) has been playing Australian football for 5 years. He was introduced to the sport by his brother-in-law and fellow Docker, Kit Drury.
Michael’s career accolades include:
- 50+ career games
- 3 Iron Man Awards
- 1 broken finger
- 1 concussion
- 1 black eye
- Review from a teammate “The most elusive dad bod I’ve ever seen.”
Off the pitch, Michael is often found rallying with the boys in order to live up to his claims that he “likes to party.” He is known for his motivational speeches, impressions, and unnecessarily stirring the pot in the team chat. Michael is the captain of the Dockers boat race team. He is funny, but not nearly as funny as he thinks.